He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
types of dudes I can never really be friends with (we can be acquaintances and share a joke or say what’s up but we can never really be friends):
1) dudes who get abs on purpose
2) dudes who get don’t just get their hair cut but get “a haircut” and then they have to maintain it and put shit in it
3) dudes who sing for hardcore bands and do “vocal exercises”/take care of their voice
just a few off the top of my head
The above works are from his “333 Portraits on the Devil’s Toilet Paper” solo show currently on view NYC’s Art Now Gallery through September 28th.
It Must Be Yo Ass Cuz It Aint Yo Face
This makes me wonder how many credit cards I’ve swiped at work that have been tip drilled..